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Things You Would Never Hear Goku Say:
Chi-Chi, I must rob a bank its for the good of the family.
I quit your too strong!
I'm not hungry I think I should cut down I'm looking to chubby.
I surrender, my puny powers are no match for yours Vegeta
I just fell through my Flying Nimbus!
I'm not hungry
If I attacked bad-guys while they were giving a speech, it would take much less time to get these things over with.
No dinner for me I'm on a diet.
That's a lot of food I don't think I can eat it all.
Damn Chi-Chi I want a divorce.
Things You Would Never Hear Vegeta Say:
DragonBall! gotta catch that DragonBall! Don't Stop 'till you got em' all the Seven DragonBalls...
I wish for world piece.
Kakarott you bastard you broke my nail!
I don't care who's stronger I got a finer wife then Kakarott
You're right Freeza saiya-jins are dumb monkeys.
Kakarotto, here is the money I owe you
Enough fighting! How about a picnic instead?
I love you all!
I am sooo sorry, please forgive me! I'll do all you ask, Master Chaozu!
Yeah, I'll let you live
Kakarott you are much better than I!
Fine! I'll shut up!
OK! I'll stop calling you Kakarott, Goku.
Yeah, I know I'm on a quest for ultimate power, but I'll quit while I'm ahead.
All the power in the world can't prevent me from saving these people's lives!
Hey...I think he's pretty.
Thou shall not kill.
Goku if you train me to be just like you I'll be your best friend.
I wanna ride the pony.
"Hey it's Lamb Chop's..."
Ice cream anyone?
Thing You Would Never Hear Gohan Say:
What is 1 + 1
Yeah kick his ass mommy
Do you like my hair more up (goes ssj) or down? (goes reg)
You're not getting my root beer Piccolo!
Mother, I have decided to become a hippie "4 ever man"
Damn you all!
Die Kakarott, die!
I hate you Piccolo!
Go away, Dad! I never want to see you again!
I just smoked a fat blunt
Thing You Would Never Hear Piccolo Say:
Everybody Mambo!!!!! *Starts to dance*
I call on you Shenron!!! I wish for that hunk from BAYWATCH!!!
Will you uh... be my date for the Prom?
Don't kill me... Kill Gohan instead!!
Thing You Would Never Hear Krillin Say:
Hey 18 come here the rogain works I grew 2 strands of hair!
I've sided up with Vegeta, I'm sending you to the next dimension, Kakarrot!
I'm glad I used weed-b-gone on my head! It sure helped me grow hair!
Things You Would Never Hear Goten Say:
You know, Trunks, I never liked you
Things You Would Never Hear Chi-Chi Say:
Don't be a nerd Gohan go kick some ass!
School isn't good for you, fight instead Gohan!
I'm pumped! Bring it on!
Things You Would Never Hear Bulma Say:
I need to stop changing my hairstyle!
I don't care what anyone thinks off me I'm not wearing make up ever again.
When are you going to fix that?
Things You Would Never Hear Kami Say:
Your so fat, Mr. Popo..
Things You Would Never Hear Dende Say:
You pompous idiot! Shut up, Guru!
Things You Would Never Hear The Villains Say:
Dr. Gero: Goku I think its time we end this horrible fight
Freeza: I've decided to start a food drive...
Freeza: Well, would you look at that, this guy is a much more powerful than I'll ever be and there's no chance in hell that I'll beat him... well, here I go.